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A three-legged dog walks into the saloon and announces, “I’m alookin’ fer the man what shot my paw.”
A three-legged dog walks into the saloon and announces, “I’m alookin’ fer the man what shot my paw.”
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sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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lol!! that is bad!!5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147
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Yep, I know!sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Do you have a "bad joke" book under your desk or something - if so, I'd shred it quickly! hehe!!5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147
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Well if a dog can walk into a bar then so can a duck..My favourite duck joke.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Can I have some corn?Comment
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I have heard that joke before Dash, and I still think its funny even now.sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Oh Rich. sigh. But on the bright side - your American accent is definitely improving. lolFemale, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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LOL
Did you hear about the sandwich that walked into the bar? The bartender said sorry, we only serve drinks.
~Lisa
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Oy vey!!
Female, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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ANd there we go again with that Canadian lark!Originally posted by ladyinredOy vey!!
sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Oy veh is Yiddish Richt. Are you trying to be funny again?Female, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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I didn't know. I don't know much me......sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Speaking of funny words....what's a plaster? Brits in my books are always sticking plasters on themselves. I'm assuming it's what we call a band-aid. Otherwise, plaster is something we use to patch walls. I'm assuming you don't adorn yourselves with lashings of plaster of Paris every time you get a boo boo. Mind you, those Brits are a funny lot. lol It sounds like something Benny Hill might do.Female, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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Plasters are indeed bandaids. lol, I quite like the visulisatio of covering my self in Plaster of Paris.sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Mmmm, yes.....that's quite the visual. Especially when it hardens.....Female, 46yrs, 5'3"
Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07
SW198.5/CW215/GW150
Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23
"Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."Comment
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