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  • #16
    Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

    No, history isn't one of OUR greatest subjects. I'm sure if you ask an American student what type of governing system Belgium has, they'll ask..."what's a belgium?"
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    • #17
      Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

      Originally posted by julirama723
      No, history isn't one of OUR greatest subjects. I'm sure if you ask an American student what type of governing system Belgium has, they'll ask..."what's a belgium?"
      Thats one of the funniest quotes I have read on here for a long time.

      WHats a Belgium? lol
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      • #18
        Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

        Julie - post some more of your jokes!!!! We promise to "get" the next one!! lol
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        • #19
          Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

          Originally posted by julirama723
          No, history isn't one of OUR greatest subjects. I'm sure if you ask an American student what type of governing system Belgium has, they'll ask..."what's a belgium?"
          Some sort of waffle, right?

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          • #20
            Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

            OK, here's a new sexist joke: Not the best, but bear with me...actually when I think about it, I have a wealth of Helen Keller jokes, but they'd be wasted on this audience...

            Why do women have smaller feet than men?















            so they can stand closer to the sink.
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            • #21
              Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

              OK and I have a MALE sexist joke, just to even the score...

              Why are men so bad at math?











              Because they think THIS

              ________________________

              is six inches!!!
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              • #22
                Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                Originally posted by julirama723
                OK and I have a MALE sexist joke, just to even the score...

                Why are men so bad at math?











                Because they think THIS

                ________________________

                is six inches!!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                  HAHA That's funny.



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                  NOW

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                  • #24
                    Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                    I like the man one!!!! lol
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                    • #25
                      Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                      This is the southern Redneck version!!!

                      Why do women wear make-up?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                        I liked your Helen Keller joke Julie. lol She also introduced the Akita to america.

                        I like all the jokes....more more more!!!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                          Uhmm.. I think Richt should stick to the female sexist jokes and Juli to the male ones. :P
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                          • #28
                            Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                            LOL thats really funny, I like that one.


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                            • #29
                              Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                              LOL...oh, those are quite ammusing.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                                More more!!


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