Last night I had a really good time watching TV. It was about ten p.m. when i decided to go pee...So I got back up and went all the way to to the bathroom and sat down. Then I noticed a book on the sink that hadn't been there before. It made me wonder if an English Professor had broken in then I laughed at such a silly thought. While he was in my house, I bet the English Professor even went through my medicine cabinet! I hope he didn't notice the Preperation H...because I don't use it for the usual purposes...I use it for scrubbing the bathroom floor. The Professor may have even rifled through my underwear drawer, but he woudn't find twinkies hidden there. When I started Atkins I threw them in the garbage. You would not believe what else was im my underwear drawers. There was enough cans of olives to feed an army. So i invited all the ADBB members. Boy it was so much fun talking about Britney spears and her divorce, con you believe they didn't know that she didnt wear underwear. I bet her and her new friend Paris will become lesbians together. HAHA THat would be so bad for the underwear business. I bet they would have to change to boxers. I wonder if boxers are more comfortable? I wear cotton low rise panties. They really look good on me. My girlfriend said she would_________.
Grant x20
Consecutive days nuts free - 0 Consecutive work days commuted by bike - 5
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