Finish The Sentence Game

[cathyjobob]

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My shoe fell off. My little sister was watching and she______

[boonie stomper]

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waited patiently below with a baseball bat in hand. When the shoe came down,....

[cathyjobob]

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She missed and it hit her in the head! Then she told MOM that______

[bradybunch]

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I blacked her eye. My mom said no more__________________

[cathyjobob]

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This is the whole shebang thus far! Phew...excruciatingly funny stuff!

Last night I had a really good time watching TV. It was about ten p.m. when i decided to go pee...So I got back up and went all the way to to the bathroom and sat down. Then I noticed a book on the sink that hadn't been there before. It made me wonder if an English Professor had broken in then I laughed at such a silly thought. While he was in my house, I bet the English Professor even went through my medicine cabinet! I hope he didn't notice the Preperation H...because I don't use it for the usual purposes...I use it for scrubbing the bathroom floor. The Professor may have even rifled through my underwear drawer, but he woudn't find twinkies hidden there. When I started Atkins I threw them in the garbage. You would not believe what else was im my underwear drawers. There was enough cans of olives to feed an army. So i invited all the ADBB members. Boy it was so much fun talking about Britney spears and her divorce, con you believe they didn't know that she didnt wear underwear. I bet her and her new friend Paris will become lesbians together. HAHA THat would be so bad for the underwear business. I bet they would have to change to boxers. I wonder if boxers are more comfortable? I wear cotton low rise panties. They really look good on me. My girlfriend said she would_________.make me a deal. SHe would Clean the whole house if__________I would lend her some undies. So I said to her ______they are to holy for you. When i go to Walmart...I'll pick you up a fresh pair...IF you wouldn't mind Size 22's! LMAO Not quite your size. Perhaps Rosie Odonnell wouldn't mind wearing them on her head for the show. What do you think of her fued with the Donald. I think i would ignore them. What they are doing and saying to each other is just completely irrational anyways! Rosie is so busy loud, but she was right when she talked about the Donalds hair peice. It is something to pontificate over. When do you think they will both kiss and make up. I bet you Rosie's wife would pay money to see her kiss "the Donald". Speaking of celebrities...did you hear I once had a fling with Cher. She was Joining ADBB and doing Atkins. But she'd have a really hard time if she didn't have her own personal chef. I couldn't believe it, her poolboy told me that she swam naked. I thought about giving him a and but I couldn't find my ... Then along came her "If I Could Turn Back Time Video." Remember she was wearing just a ribbon, it reminded me of something one could wear on the beach, in a pinch. Now all that was left was Her Turning back time.....again...tour. I hear the pre-show artist is the ever popular Tony Orlando. Speaking of Orlando, that reminds me of the time when I went to Disney World! The food was expensive, but atleast I didnt eat a lot and look like Shamu. I was told that Shamu is actually a boy. Which GOES TO SHOW that i am a marine biologist. My parents said that I should be a PROCTOLOGIST when I grew up....because I always joked about passing gas at the dinner table. When i was twelve i Once farted in church! Then I had to sit in my own hershey squirts telli promised not to do it again! Oh my goodness pew because of the odor. The preacher said that was so offensive that the chorus couldn't even catch their breath to sing! I was so embarrassed that I started crying. My best freind said It's okay, have some of my beano. Phew, that was almost as bad as the time I tried to hold in a whole bowl of pinto bean chili and now I don't eat that, or so many eggs. I thanked Boonie for correcting her mistake...then we started talking about that other embarrassing thing called foot in mouth disease, which I've had for years. The only cure is silence. My boss is going to catch me posting if I don't stop this uncontrollable laughing. Maybe if I go to the bathroom he will not see me laughing. i once laughed so hard that A big boogie shot clean out of my nose...onto my bosses sleeve! Good thing she didn't see it. It was so gross that I gagged a little. That was the first time I ever had a flying booger. I once had a flying trapeze. But I broke it when I tried to jump on it from a tree. I went so high in the air that My shoe fell off. My little sister was watching and she waited patiently below with a baseball bat in hand. When the shoe came down She missed and it hit her in the head! Then she told MOM that

[cathyjobob]

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tattling and blacked the other one! I called the ____

[boonie stomper]

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she was gonna tell the school about the booger. Not only that, she'd say the whole family was_____________

[cathyjobob]

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into scientology!!! Mom got so mad that she ____

[bradybunch]

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threw out our Tom cruise movies. She said that if we_____________________

[cathyjobob]

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ever watched them again she'd kick us out. So now we live with a band of ____

[bradybunch]

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gypsies. We travel around selling__________________

[carina]

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potholders that we weave out of those little loops like when we were kids. There isn't a lot of money in it, but it's enough to............

[cathyjobob]

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keep lentils in the cabinet. I guess it's just like Mom always used to say Happiness is ___

[HeidiE]

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is goverment cheese cut in the shape of animals with cookie cutters ....So take this knowledge and .....

[Atkid]

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make like a fortune cookie and translate it as ................