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  • *Emma*
    ADBB Admiral
    • Aug 09, 2004
    • 11341
    #1

    Get yer fortune cookie here!

    Click the cookies below & find out your fortune for the day!
    get it in BBCode!
    HW 303
    Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
    Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




    "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."
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    • *Emma*
      ADBB Admiral
      • Aug 09, 2004
      • 11341
      #2
      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

      Your Fortune Is



      An optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.


      hehehe pretty apt i thought!
      HW 303
      Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
      Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




      "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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        • Miss Phode
          ADBB Admiral
          • Jul 29, 2004
          • 6265
          #3
          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

          Your Fortune Is
          A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
          The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
          I'll take everything but the furs

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            • Richt
              • Jan 08, 2004
              • 14844
              #4
              Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

              Mine said, "if someone says you are fat, turn the other chin".
              sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

              It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




              I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                • Miss Phode
                  ADBB Admiral
                  • Jul 29, 2004
                  • 6265
                  #5
                  Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                  Originally posted by Richt
                  Mine said, "if someone says you are fat, turn the other chin".
                  That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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                    • dream
                      ADBB Advocate
                      • Mar 08, 2007
                      • 560
                      #6
                      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                      LOL... here's mine.

                      Your Fortune Is Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

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                        • Miss Phode
                          ADBB Admiral
                          • Jul 29, 2004
                          • 6265
                          #7
                          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                          Your Fortune Is



                          Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

                          The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

                          http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/

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                            • Thumper1616
                              • Jan 04, 2007
                              • 569
                              #8
                              Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                              Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it.
                              this is funny because I just bought new chonies last night.






                              Ultimate Goal to LOSE 183 lbs

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                                • Atkid
                                  • Mar 15, 2006
                                  • 7238
                                  #9
                                  Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                                  LOL! My fortune for the day.......

                                  Your Fortune Is He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.


                                  Wise words to remember indeed!
                                  My hubby & I in the Smokies!




                                  Jan. 23/06 -183
                                  July 23 -159
                                  Jan. 23/07 - 154 - 29 lbs.
                                  Aug 16 - 153 - 30 lb. mark
                                  Sep 26. '07-148.5
                                  Nov 26-153
                                  April 1, '08-155
                                  July7 '08-155
                                  6/11/09-148 - 35 lbs. loss



                                  ~Karen~

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                                    • Miss Phode
                                      ADBB Admiral
                                      • Jul 29, 2004
                                      • 6265
                                      #10
                                      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                                      Originally posted by dream
                                      LOL... here's mine.

                                      Your Fortune Is Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
                                      LOL @ feeling nuts. OMG. I was on the phone with my husband when I read that, and he wanted to know why I was laughing at him.

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                                        • sadie147
                                          Moderator
                                          • Jun 14, 2004
                                          • 6131
                                          #11
                                          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                                          Your Fortune Is



                                          Man who run behind car get exhausted.

                                          Jen, 39, F
                                          In maintenance



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                                            • cathyjobob
                                              ADBB Admiral
                                              • Jan 05, 2004
                                              • 7946
                                              #12
                                              Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                                              Your Fortune Is



                                              It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

                                              The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator



                                              It just doesn't get truer than that

                                              28/F

                                              Team Butterfly





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                                                • Tracie515
                                                  ADBB Admiral
                                                  • Nov 03, 2006
                                                  • 2562
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                                                  Your Fortune Is



                                                  Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

                                                  The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

                                                  http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/


                                                  OH Good Lord! HAHA



                                                  BEFORE





                                                  NOW

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                                                    • Miss Phode
                                                      ADBB Admiral
                                                      • Jul 29, 2004
                                                      • 6265
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                                                      I don't get it.

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                                                        • sadie147
                                                          Moderator
                                                          • Jun 14, 2004
                                                          • 6131
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                                                          Originally posted by Miss Phode
                                                          I don't get it.
                                                          you're kiddin i hope
                                                          Jen, 39, F
                                                          In maintenance



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