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  • #1

    Get yer fortune cookie here!

    Click the cookies below & find out your fortune for the day!
    get it in BBCode!
    HW 303
    Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
    Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




    "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."
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  • #2
    Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

    Your Fortune Is



    An optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.


    hehehe pretty apt i thought!
    HW 303
    Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
    Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




    "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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    • #3
      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

      Your Fortune Is
      A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
      The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
      I'll take everything but the furs

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      • #4
        Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

        Mine said, "if someone says you are fat, turn the other chin".
        sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

        It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




        I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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        • #5
          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

          Originally posted by Richt
          Mine said, "if someone says you are fat, turn the other chin".
          That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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          • #6
            Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

            LOL... here's mine.

            Your Fortune Is Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

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            • #7
              Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

              Your Fortune Is



              Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

              The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

              http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/

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              • #8
                Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it.
                this is funny because I just bought new chonies last night.






                Ultimate Goal to LOSE 183 lbs

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                • #9
                  Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                  LOL! My fortune for the day.......

                  Your Fortune Is He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.


                  Wise words to remember indeed!
                  My hubby & I in the Smokies!




                  Jan. 23/06 -183
                  July 23 -159
                  Jan. 23/07 - 154 - 29 lbs.
                  Aug 16 - 153 - 30 lb. mark
                  Sep 26. '07-148.5
                  Nov 26-153
                  April 1, '08-155
                  July7 '08-155
                  6/11/09-148 - 35 lbs. loss



                  ~Karen~

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                  • #10
                    Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                    Originally posted by dream
                    LOL... here's mine.

                    Your Fortune Is Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
                    LOL @ feeling nuts. OMG. I was on the phone with my husband when I read that, and he wanted to know why I was laughing at him.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                      Your Fortune Is



                      Man who run behind car get exhausted.

                      Jen, 39, F
                      In maintenance



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                      • #12
                        Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                        Your Fortune Is



                        It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

                        The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator



                        It just doesn't get truer than that

                        28/F

                        Team Butterfly





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                        • #13
                          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                          Your Fortune Is



                          Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

                          The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

                          http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/

                          OH Good Lord! HAHA



                          BEFORE





                          NOW

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                          • #14
                            Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                            I don't get it.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                              Originally posted by Miss Phode
                              I don't get it.
                              you're kiddin i hope
                              Jen, 39, F
                              In maintenance



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