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  • #16
    Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

    Your Fortune Is



    It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

    very deep
    Jen, 39, F
    In maintenance



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    • #17
      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

      Great fun!


      Mine says 'war does not determine who is right, war determines who is left!'
      Carmel, F36, 5'10

      SD - 11Apr07, 239/224/185
      Inch loss to date - 47.8"

      MG - Trip to Barcelona 9/5, 215.
      MG - Trip to Berlin 11/5, 205
      GOAL – Christimas 07, 185!

      Visit my journal ajourneyofathousandmilesstartswithonesmallstep
      Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world in the eye.


      -Helen Keller


      Challenges – Loose 15lbs by 4th July, Labour Day Challenge, Pedometer Challenge

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      • #18
        Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

        Your Fortune Is



        Baseball got it all wrong � man with four balls cannot walk.

        The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator




        heheheh
        HW 303
        Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
        Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




        "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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        • #19
          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

          Your Fortune Is



          Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

          The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator



          Fascinating! LOL

          28/F

          Team Butterfly





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          • #20
            Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

            My fortune cookie said a young man who snatches kisses when he is young will kiss many snatches when he is old.
            Male
            Height: 6 ft

            SW 418
            CW 283
            GW 218
            Started on May 1, 2006

            Proud member of the Century Club






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            • #21
              Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

              Originally posted by bradybunch
              My fortune cookie said a young man who snatches kisses when he is young will kiss many snatches when he is old.

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              • #22
                Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                Your Fortune Is



                Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.



                Ain't that the truth? LOL

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                • #23
                  Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                  lmao - i didnt realise they were this... well.... ya know ....
                  HW 303
                  Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                  Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                  "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                  • #24
                    Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                    They're hilarious!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                      My Saturday fortune.......

                      Your Fortune Is Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
                      My hubby & I in the Smokies!




                      Jan. 23/06 -183
                      July 23 -159
                      Jan. 23/07 - 154 - 29 lbs.
                      Aug 16 - 153 - 30 lb. mark
                      Sep 26. '07-148.5
                      Nov 26-153
                      April 1, '08-155
                      July7 '08-155
                      6/11/09-148 - 35 lbs. loss



                      ~Karen~

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                      • #26
                        Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                        Your Fortune Is



                        Man who scratch a$s should not bite fingernails.

                        ahahaha
                        HW 303
                        Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
                        Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




                        "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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                        • #27
                          Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                          Your Fortune Is



                          Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap.

                          The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

                          http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/
                          Scooter







                          Remember this everyday - Something Wonderful Is Going To Happen Today. If you live by that decree you will live life to the fullist.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Get yer fortune cookie here!

                            Your Fortune Is



                            It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

                            The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator




                            BEFORE





                            NOW

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