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Who meeeee? 
Originally posted by *Emma*
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lmfao! i like that one
HW 303Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225
"Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."Comment
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Who is being called a dork? Me again i suppose
sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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no not you.... put your paranoia back in your pocket
HW 303Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225
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Is that what that was???Originally posted by *Emma*no not you.... put your paranoia back in your pocketStatus: Rockin' OWL
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A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!" HW 303Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225
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ROFL. That was funny.Status: Rockin' OWL
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It makes a change for me to not to be called a dork by you mind!Originally posted by *Emma*no not you.... put your paranoia back in your pocketsigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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Errr?
Status: Rockin' OWL
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A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up" HW 303Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL." HW 303Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225
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Blonde joke forgive the pun....... A blonde wanting to earn some extra money?
,decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing a well to do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do
"Well i guess i could use u to paint my porch, how much will u charge me"The blonde quickly responded "how about $50" the man agreed and told her the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. the mans wife hearing the conversation said to her husband"does she realise our porch goes all the way round the house" he responde, "thats a bit cynical,isn't it" she replied ,"you're right Iguess im starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we have been getting lately.A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already" the husband asked.
"Yes" the blonde replied. and there was paint left over so i gave it 2 coats. the man reached to his pocket an paid her $50.
"And by the way" the blonde added "Its a not a porch its, its a lexus.."sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o
It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!
I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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A woman was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Her husband walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought,
"This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."Status: Rockin' OWL
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