•·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

[cathyjobob]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted, but now you have a kickin' smoking habbit


I wish the people here would stop screaming already...

[boonie stomper]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Alright - all's quiet on the western front, but now you can't seem to get them to ever leave...


I wish I had a good-looking sugar daddy!

[bradybunch]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Your wish is granted Miss Boonie, but he is too sweet and sugary and you gain your weight back with just a few nibbles.

I wish I could turn back time for a few years, just for romance only not personal gain.

[Lady_Hawke]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

granted, but it doesn't stop at just a few years.....time keeps going further and further back until you are a twinkle in someone's eye! (nice avatar pic brady.....its nice putting a face with the posts!)


I wish I had a hamburger

[*Emma*]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted but its full of bready type fillers and you cant eat it!!

I wish it was home time!!

[Miss Phode]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted, but then your house would have been ransacked and you wouldn't be able to relax and enjoy your home time.

I wish I had an assistant.

[bradybunch]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted but your assistant is a quick learner and your boss soon replaces you with said assistant.

I wish I could dance like the stars.

[boonie stomper]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted, but soon your face will be plastered all over the tabloids with viscious rumors.


I really wish I didn't gotta go gotta go right NOW!

[Lady_Hawke]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

granted. but now you have to stay at the ADBB and reply to posts all day every day for a day




I wish my dinner was ready.....me be hungry

[boonie stomper]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted! Unfortunately I forgot to let you know for the last 4 days, so you probably don't want it now!!!



I wish it wouldn't be freezing lows forecast for half my vacation (camping in a tent) this week!

[Miss Phode]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted, but then it would be sweltering hot and humid and difficult to breathe, and you'd have no clean water supply.

I wish I was shopping instead of working.

[boonie stomper]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted. Click here: http://www.ebay.com too bad you can't be sure whether this link connects to the real deal or a spoof site designed to steal your identity and your wallet!!!



I wish I could mess with you more without having to deal with your Homeys!

[Lady_Hawke]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted. You won't have to deal with Phode's homeys if you mess with her you will however have to deal with me me wonderful me if you mess with Phode and I will sit next to you and sing "I'm Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am I am......" non stop for a week!




I wish it was a clear night so I could see the mooooooooooooooon

[*Emma*]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

granted but you will never see daylight again


I wish it could be the end of my working day rather than the beginning!!

[boonie stomper]

Re: •·.·´`·.·••Evil Wishes Granted••·.·´`·.·•

Granted, but I fear you will regret the fact that evening rush hour maniacs are a lot more aggressive than those who just woke up!!!



Um,.....I wish I didn't need to sneak online during vacation to post just to get an ADBB Chat fix!